I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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