Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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