DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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