I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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