It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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