The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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