As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Will exercising make me less horny?
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