before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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