You work out of a Hotel?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
My vagina just clenched in fear
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
