I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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