When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We are two peas in an std pod
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
