I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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