Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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