i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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