feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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