i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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