Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
The beer is more important than you right now.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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