He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Dick very happy bro
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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