i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
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