I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
People in love make me want to vomit
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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