Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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