3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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