dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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