I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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