To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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