we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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