I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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