I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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