you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize
