I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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