Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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