look no pants
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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