dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
