hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
COCAINE IS GR8
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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