therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
No I am not eating basil off your cock
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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