The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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