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Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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