I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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