do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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