you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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