you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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