i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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