I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i drank out of a bidet.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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