I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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