Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
