Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
