Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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