You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize
