a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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