dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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